🐀🏢 I don’t ever want to work at a big company again

or How this country mouse is done with the rat race

I don’t want to sit in an expensive office or at an ergonomic desk trying to look busy between very specific hours of the day.

I don’t want someone analyzing my timesheets every week, and comparing them to my salary and how much I’ve contributed to sales.

I don’t want to wait in a meeting room, ten times a day, for the person who called the meeting in the first place.

I don’t want to share a bathroom with people who don’t wash their hands.

I don’t want the stress of going on vacation knowing that I’ll have to work twice as hard the week before and the week after to make up for it.

I don’t want to skip research because the client ‘already knows’ what people want.

I don’t want to wait in rain and snow for a late streetcar to then spend forty minutes standing and jostled by strangers, hanging onto a pole twice a day while thumbing through emails and hoping that my phone won’t die.

I don’t want to be told that someone couldn’t say no to the client, so now we just have to suffer through a week of unpaid overtime.